Last week we prepared you with knowledge on how to shoot the fruit so it’s about time we show you what abnormally large fruit you’ll be faced with.
With over 14 genetically mutated varieties of fruit have, they've all developed differently in their self-destructive sentient ways. As with most jobs these days, all employees need the ability to adapt to changing working environments - whether that's a wild army of raspberries or the manic buzz of mangoes - learn how to balance your workload and better turn your foes to pulp.
Here's the fruit we managed to capture on CCTV so far:
Will slowly charge at you and explode upon impact.
The enormity and firmness of this melon means it’ll take a fair beating. Be prepared to lose a light if it reaches you but you get juicy kudos for defeating it.
Recommended Weapons: Shotguns, Revolvers and Explosives
Will launch their stalks like a rocket once it gets within range.
The natural fragility of their flesh makes them easy targets…if you can hit them. They’re berry fast and their projectiles can do a fair amount of damage unless you manage to take them out mid-air.
Recommended Weapons: Pistols and SMGs
Shoots a seemingly endless stream of molasses from a short distance.
Don’t underestimate them. Being so packed with goodies they have ludicrously high resistance to anything you throw at them but their juice is valuable if you manage it.
Recommended Weapons: Shotguns, Revolvers, Assault Rifles and Explosives
Jumps (doesn’t roll as you might assume) towards you and headbutts your work station until you manage to take it out. An average foe but nobody wants to get tangoed.
Recommended Weapons: Revolvers and SMGs
Do what you wish you could do when dealing with a short fuse and lob your angry enemy at other oncoming foes.
Easy to pop as they twirl through the air, but if they reach your work station make sure to throw them away like a tiny red grenade.
Recommended Weapons: Pistols and SMGs
You know how the saying goes; when life gives you lemons, blow them away!
You’ll encounter this bitter citrus early in your career, it may be high in acidity but there is little bite in this mutation.
Recommended Weapons: Pistols
Small, agile and sneaky, they’ll try to flank you and attack from out of sight. Tend to roll in groups so make sure to keep a sharp eye out and get them s-lime balls.
Recommended weapons: Pistols, SMGs and grenades.
An apple a day keeps the doctor well paid. More robust than their berry counterparts, but shouldn’t pose a big threat.
Recommended weapons: Revolvers and SMGs
Heavily armoured, these prickly ananas will relentlessly jump towards you and self-destruct with its leafy fuse.
A highly destructive foe with thick skin and acidic pulp, it may be slow (and look it) but premature explosions are recommended.
Using their fibrous skin, these overgrown berries will twirl gracefully through the air before landing and pulverising your work station with its head.
Surprisingly difficult to bruise and has gained the baffling ability to glide through the air. It provides an ap-peeling score but deals a bananas amount of damage. (An excellent pun and definitely not a reach)
Recommended Weapons: Shotguns and Assault Rifles
Imagine an angry helicopter intent on faceplanting onto your work station and there is your mango.
Distracting for employees worldwide, you’ll hear them buzzing around long before you see them.
Recommended Weapons: Revolvers, SMGs and Assault Rifles
We hope this series of inductions into the juicy world of Shooty Fruity has prepared you for the chaos that will ensue once you start the job. If you have any questions before you start do get in touch. I can't promise we won't judge you if it's something we've already explained though. Seriously, just read the blogs.